The Quack Clinic - Reception Area

Clinic Hours:
Mon-Sat
7:00am-7:00pm
*except during hang-overs and happy hours...

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ABOUT US

BREAKTHROUGHS

OUR OFFICES:
Dr. Douglas
Dr. Derick
Dr. Jake
Dr. Bogs
Dr. Bobby

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Our motto: "Be like a swimming duck; look calm on the surface, but underneath paddle like hell!"... We're really having doubts whether this marquee is useful, but it looks cool anyway!

HIGHLIGHTS:
The Department of Health announces, "The Top Ten Reasons Why Medical Students Hate Medical School."
The DOH finished a survey on the reasons a medical student would most likely give when asked the question,"Why do you hate med school?"

The results were truly unexpected. "I'm shocked!", replied a former dean of a prominent university. He was then rushed to a hospital and was treated for minor burns from trying to operate a malfunctioning electric shaver.

Congratulations, to our recent passers!
We would like to congratulate the passers of the recently concluded remedial exams (Yes, it is something worth celebrating for!).

The following earned a final grade of 75 in their respective subjects:
Dr. Jake - Preventive Medicine
Dr. Derick - Preventive Medicine and Pathology
Dr. Claire - Preventive Medicine
Dr. Kath - Medicine I and Pharmacology
Dr. Tere - Preventive Medicine
Dr. Douglas - Medical Ethics

To our recent passers, a job well done! ('til next year...)

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The Quack Clinic Founder:
Dr. Douglas Ha-bibe

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Quotable Quotes:
"Government Warning: Cigarette smoking is dangerous for yourself... mamigay ka naman!"

"If symptoms persist, consult your encyclopedia."

"Breastmilk is still best for babies from 1 year onwards."

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Site last updated:
05/02/99