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Breakthroughs

 

drug.gif (1473 bytes)New Drug
The DOH announced yesterday that a new anti-depressive drug was discovered by a team of psychiatrists from a prominent university in Manila.

The new drug called Prosuck (Pobletene HCl), was 10 times more effective in treating depression and its associated anxieties.

One of the team members commented, "It's a good drug, far better than other anti-depressants in the market. I should know, I used it!" Further news indicates that this doctor is now under observation at the psychiatric ward of the university's hospital.

As far as details are concerned, further studies are being conducted regarding its side effects and drug interactions.
smoke.gif (1422 bytes)Surgeon General's Warning: Smoking is Good For your Health
Yes, you read it right! This announcement came in just recently due to false beliefs that smoking was bad for one's health.

According to a recent survey, smoking among men increased their libido, as well as life expectancy rates.

However, these reports done by 2nd year students have been disregarded due to wrong statistical analysis and improper data evaluation.