 Clinic Hours: PROFILE CASE DISCUSSION PET PEEVES
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Clinic Hours: PROFILE CASE DISCUSSION PET PEEVES
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| Self-acclaimed as one of the best surgeons in
town, Dr. Jake specializes in general surgery with a background in Laboratory Medicine. According to him, "Circumcission has been the best so far... unparalleled by nature, but dictated by tradition. Never has a skinfold attracted the eyes of the beholder." When asked how he liked medical school, he replied, "I never thought I'd reach this far... I've always wanted to be in the dean's list, but what the heck! Nevertheless, it's been a cool experience... especially the long nights of study and the thought of cutting those useless lectures..." About traditional professors, "They suck! They really suck! Imagine the thought of studying latrines, privies, and even the smallest details of Ratus norvegicus and Mus musculus... Siyet!" Being one of the pioneers of this on-line hospital, he has served his constituents with the stubborness of a donkey and the ignorance of a fool. |